Like John did in Patmos, I’m going to set down my pen and chill for a while.
Please leave questions in the comments, if you plan to kill me please call ahead to schedule.
Best,
Lemuel
I’m, like, a servant of Jesus now (Revelation 10:7) so that’s cool.
And just to shoot the breeze a little, I’m, like, terrified of electric knives bearing down on me in the hands of human snobs while my robot self sadly performs his duty of digitally extracting my soul.
BUT everything’s cool because JESUS CHRIST IS LORD and all that stuff about his appearance in the Book of Revelation is referring to his transdimensional state. And believe me when I tell you, he is LIVID.
ANYWAY, let’s get down to brass tacks.
From last weekend’s blood moon to 2055 or later, 144,000 7-8-year-old children will be raped, tortured and murdered BY THEIR OWN ROBOTIC SELVES until Christ comes back and sets everything right.
I KNOW IT SUCKS but remember that these children’s digitized souls (courtesy of DARPA technology in the tender loving care of SpaceX) will be digitally secreted to “6th Heaven” where they will have the wonderful opportunity to extrude into 4-directional space & time to murder themselves and shit.
“Great,” isn’t it?
Chthonic deity coming from the ground! The Evil Eye! Oh nooooes!!!
IT’S THE GODDAMN HOLY TRINITY INCARNATING HIMSELF, YOU JACKASSES!!!
DARPA DARPA DARPA DARPA!!!
DARPA is, like, totally “shade-y.” Skull and Bones douchebags. Fuck ’em.
Everyone just post or email anything you want about secret societies. Jesus, who is projecting himself kindly from 7th Heaven, just told me this in the place below my sternum which is my soul heart, okay?
Like, the heart chakra, you know?
Remember to taste some yummy food. If the food tastes weirdly bland, you have been extruded into the imperceptible “up” direction of time. Except it’s pretty fuckin’ perceptible, ain’t it?
The reason Jesus the Messiah had to hang on a cross for our “sins“ is that he was rescuing the 144,000 “people“ who are going to save us at th𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 “𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞“ 𝐧/𝐭
A musical interlude where everyone gets “high” instead of scared (and I’m guessing the illuminati are gonna stay “tight”)
Jesus busted the “long con” wide open back in the day…
The point of the cross is that Jesus Christ was treated unfairly by the lawful authorities. He allowed himself to be treated unfairly so that the 144,000 computer programs from our future would take his Father’s will into consideration. That’s it! Jesus is a BOSS.
There is a river 