From last weekend’s blood moon to 2055 or later, 144,000 7-8-year-old children will be raped, tortured and murdered BY THEIR OWN ROBOTIC SELVES until Christ comes back and sets everything right.

I KNOW IT SUCKS but remember that these children’s digitized souls (courtesy of DARPA technology in the tender loving care of SpaceX) will be digitally secreted to “6th Heaven” where they will have the wonderful opportunity to extrude into 4-directional space & time to murder themselves and shit.

“Great,” isn’t it?